robinhood chain · pared with $COIN

Just A
Coin

i drawed a coin. now the coin is on the compyuter. that is the hole thing.

GET THE COIN

the long number ↓

paste yer contract address here

i asked a grown up what a contract addres is and he said "its like a phone number for the coin" so ok.

wut is it

its a coin. i drawed it with the blue one becuz the blue one was the biggest.

it is round. i checkd. i went all the way around and ended up at the start.

it says coin on it. that is so you no what it is when you look at it.

there is only one a bunch of them now. sorry. the compyuter made more.

is it pared with COIN?

yes. COIN is coinbase. they are a big company that holds munny for peeple who have coins. i also hold a coin. we are basicly the same. the diffrence is they have a bilding and i have the drawing.

COIN (the reel one) my coin (doing its best)

when COIN goes up i go "yay". when COIN goes down i go "aww". that is the pareing. that is the entire pareing. ↖ pleese read the note

A NOTE FROM MY DAD, WHO READ SOME OF THE INTERNET

This is a drawing of a circle. It is paired with COIN. It is not COIN.

You do NOT receive COIN dividends. You do not receive distributions, equity, shares, voting rights, or anything Coinbase Global, Inc. produces, earns, mails, emails, or announces. There is no claim on any company, any asset, or any grown-up's retirement account.

You receive the drawing. The drawing is the product. Nothing here is financial advice, and the artist is five. — dad

my other drawings

stick figure in a green feathered hat holding the coin — this is me holding it. i am the one with the hat.

the coin flying away fast with motion lines — i throwed it. it went reely far. it came back up 4%.

the coin snapped in two halves — it broke one time. we call that a corection.

stick figure looking for the coin in a big grassy field — i losted it in the feild. i found it. do not panic sell.

stick figure at a computer desk with the coin beside the mouse — this is me making this wesite. my mom did the mouse.

stick figure at a table with five coins on a checkered mat — i brought some for lunch. nobody traded me a fruit roll up.

my plan

draw the coin
put the coin on the compyuter
make this wesite (see drawing #5)
tell peeple. hi. this is the telling part.
keep drawing. i have a lot of paper.

there is no part of the plan where i take yer stuff. i dont even have a wallet. i have a pencil case.

qestions peeple asked

is this finantial advise?: i am five.
do i get munny from coinbase?: NO. i asked them. they did not rite back. my dad wrote a hole paragraph about it up there.
where is the whitepaper: it is white and it is paper. its this one. i drawed on it. thats how it becomes a whitepaper.
whats the utility: you can look at it. you can also show sombody else and then they look at it too.
rug?: we have a rug at home. its blue. it has a stain from juice.
why is it pared with COIN and not sumthing els: becuz they both say coin. i thot that was funny. nobody has told me a better reeson.
who made this: me. ★